PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic